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Birth Demotivational Poster


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - from Godzilla


TAGS: holiday birthday
Rating: 1.95/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 2:21 am
I like this one. I might steal this for a birthday card.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - You Deserve It


TAGS: birthday
Rating: 1.91/5

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agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 9:45 pm
Oh yeaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
rerun - October 5, 2009, 9:35 pm

crap - I already have a difficult time sleeping. Now I have this image in my head.....Ambian & Jim Beam tonight


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - The mission is almost accomplished!


TAGS: birthday
Rating: 3.84/5

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CpnKangaroo - March 10, 2010, 12:24 pm
Well thank y'all very much. I think this one hits the nail on the head. 5 kangaroos
thatonechick - March 10, 2010, 12:12 pm
Um... Is this aimed at Cpn? If not... well, happy birthday, Kangaroo man.


WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? -


TAGS: reign forever happy birthdayrip freddie mercury not my words
Rating: 4.73/5

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spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:44 pm
(5Ls by the way to V for a poster I somehow missed)
spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:42 pm
Burn the heretic! He's disparaging Queen, which by way of this poster disparages many peoples savior........Freddie Mercury.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 7, 2013, 3:10 pm
I never really like Queen that much.
champ99 - September 7, 2011, 2:28 pm
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:49 pm

oh btw...5
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:48 pm

waaaa nanananana na waaaa nanana naaaaaaaaaa
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:47 pm

for me...for me....for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (wicked guitar blaring like a machine gun and big big hair bouncing from side to side)...lol
Verdeckt - September 6, 2011, 7:18 am
Really... no idea!!?! Sad. I'd ask if you've watched Highlander but it may have been before your time.
Sean - September 5, 2011, 11:32 pm
No! Wayne's World, ya b00b.
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 10:58 pm
(ah what the hell) Mamma mia let me go, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeeeee....
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 10:52 pm

mamma mia
Sean - September 5, 2011, 8:43 pm
AH just great! Now I got that movie in my head.
Feasibly - September 5, 2011, 8:01 pm
very very frightening
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 6:45 pm

thunderbolt and lightning
mariand - September 5, 2011, 4:42 pm
who want5 to live forever... is there someone who doesn't know who is Freddie Mercury?
crankyhead - September 5, 2011, 4:23 pm
5caramouche
rerun - September 5, 2011, 3:42 pm

He was the lead singer for the band Queen. Died of AIDS years ago.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 5, 2011, 3:17 pm
I have no idea who he is, but I berths part where you're trying to make fun of god, and that'5 the part I like
Alixian - September 5, 2011, 7:49 am
5ls for u
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 7:48 am
To be fair, I did change/clean them up a bit :)
Greeny - September 5, 2011, 7:44 am
lol - disclaimer tag, just in ca5e!


The cure -


TAGS: in honor of sho s birthday
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

maoworks2 - November 13, 2015, 3:38 pm
I'll Try !
Greeny - September 16, 2015, 9:13 pm
very nice Gary
Reality Lord - September 16, 2015, 11:41 am

sooooooooooooooooo good
GaryO - September 16, 2015, 9:51 am
And now, now I get to play
GaryO - September 16, 2015, 9:50 am
Had to come to meetings with this mind set in order to contend with idiotic investors and megalomaniacal corporate honchos.
GaryO - September 16, 2015, 9:50 am
Y’know, Bandit, its funny (not haha funny), I’ve been turning things upside down and backward in the workplace for over 40 years.
Bandit5906 - September 16, 2015, 9:20 am
Gary always sheds a different light on a situation.
GaryO - September 16, 2015, 7:13 am
‘Works’? it’s all play, Connie, a-l-l-l-l play. Thnx guys.
concern3 - September 16, 2015, 3:31 am
It's funny how the mind works. I'm not talking about the poster I'm talking about you. another 5 er
Sho - September 16, 2015, 1:02 am
Thank you, Mr. Gary. Much appreciated


CAKE - The awesomest cake ever.




HOW BABIES ARE MADE -


TAGS: baby babies childbirth pregnant pregnancy
Rating: 4.73/5

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Wurdsmyth - July 9, 2013, 2:09 am
This should be... maybe... 2 or 3 pictures longer... 2 would fill the block... :) BUT! Brilliant! what a great pic for a birthday album!
WiDude - June 19, 2013, 6:38 pm
How airheads are born.


AGEING - You know you're getting too old, when the candles cost more than the cake.


TAGS: grandads birthday
Rating: 4.28/5

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7053 - July 10, 2011, 5:24 am
Too old to live..


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Quit acting like that, you are just older not dead ...




HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Screw Chuck E. Cheese, that Elder God Douchebag guy? HE knows how to have a birthday party!




LONGEVITY - Like grandma always said, he who has the most birthdays lives the longest.




HOORAY!! - I'm another year closer to being as dead as my dreams. Want some cake?


TAGS: birthday dreams dead sad depressed
Rating: 4.8/5

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Verdeckt - August 17, 2011, 8:59 am
The cake is a lie. Welcome to the site


FACEBOOK FRINEDS -




FOR HER BIRTHDAY - My wife wanted something that would go from 0-260 in less than 10 seconds.


TAGS: ex scale birthday
Rating: 4.68/5

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holymoly - April 25, 2012, 2:14 pm
Thats funny X) Good one
lgvernon - April 24, 2012, 8:12 pm

Don't worry. The bruises will be gone before you know it.


KOBOLDS - Has birthdays too you know...


TAGS: birthday kobold wow fantasy candle birthday mines diggers you no take candle
Rating: 2/5

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Ieuan - April 22, 2009, 11:31 pm
You no take candle!


BIRTHDAY PRESENT - "If you're still shopping for one for me, I'd like one of these please..."




IDENTICAL TWINS - You've always wanted some. I got them just for you. Happy Birthday!


TAGS: twins identical birthday
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Neener

djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 6:56 pm
I'm actually francophone, I speak pretty good english, but it's not my first language... forgive my previous, and coming up mistakes... xx
djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 6:36 pm
Oh, I'm very sorry, in french, it is not... I went for the "direct translation", really didn't mean to offense you... xx
ICEMAN - April 26, 2011, 9:35 am
Aww shiit Mooooooooooooooo, there are two of you running around? That's got to be one of the signs of the apocalypse.
Sean - April 26, 2011, 12:17 am
You mean "big typing paws" no doubt. Point taken.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2011, 12:05 am
Dammit Sean, I'm trying to make a broader point here......Bloody Rabbits and their big mouths.....
Sean - April 25, 2011, 11:47 pm
C'mon Mr. Sensitive dude. Did it ever occur to you that there's a reason your Siamese twin insisted on the operation? It wasn't just your breath, you know.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2011, 10:57 pm
It's really offensive to refer to conjoined twins as "Siamese".....you should be more sensitive. (as a twin, I am offended)
djinnyf - April 25, 2011, 7:21 pm
Twins AND Siamese no?! xx
Neener - October 5, 2010, 5:14 am
Surfing? I met them at last call.
hootizz - October 5, 2010, 2:59 am
Hahaha.., well done.., but I don't like where you are surfing for your pictures..!! 5 Happy Trannys for you...
crankyhead - October 4, 2010, 2:22 pm
Is it just me or do those two look conjoined? Nice poster Neener =)
Reality Lord - October 4, 2010, 2:10 pm

the one on the right reminds me of this chick i met in toronto....ummm....nevermind.
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 11:56 am
Pretty!


LISTEN CLOSELY - No more of that Jingle Bells! Y'all better sing Happy Birthday to me, now!




BRAIN ANEURYSM -


TAGS: clown birthday ruined
Rating: 4.45/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 3:42 pm
Whats with the avatar Face?.....
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 12:08 pm
Thanks tth.
TheTrashHeap - September 16, 2010, 8:39 pm
Amsome. I wish I had thought of that angle. I had this pic for a while but it never spoke to me. 5 well earned lions.
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 11:27 am
Last i talked to him he was kinda burnt out and had been going on a lot of cruises.
ICEMAN - September 16, 2010, 11:26 am
And he spit out a poster or two a couple of days ago.
ICEMAN - September 16, 2010, 11:25 am
He's still active on the Bacon, Scary Clowns, Ironic Things, etc. threads.
Chompers - September 16, 2010, 11:20 am
speaking of intelligent clowns, has anybody seen sick in a while?
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 11:10 am
Good, i wanted this one to be like that. Had to re work it a couple of times and a shout out to TTH for the pic.
GreyScorpion - September 16, 2010, 11:05 am
didn't see that coming...5L


BIRTHDAYS -


TAGS: birthday calendar death good evil
Rating: 4.33/5

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mariand - November 14, 2011, 7:23 am
I try to be a realist... every day it's a Bday!!!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS - Party on Matthew, Party on Luke ...


TAGS: happy birthday jesus party on
Rating: 4.3/5

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440wakeup - December 25, 2011, 6:31 pm
Go jesus its your birthday go jesus its your birthday
Budog - December 25, 2011, 3:43 pm
Somebody spiked the grape juice...
Reality Lord - December 25, 2011, 10:07 am

was so
TwistedNinjaPirate - December 24, 2011, 10:39 pm
Judas wasnt invited...


THE TRUTH - Some people, just can't accept it....




BIRTHDAY TTHHBBBTT -


TAGS: happy birthday whatever john glenn quote silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - March 19, 2013, 5:44 am
lol, right...


MUSIC - A beautiful representation of human life.


TAGS: cannibal corpse butchered at birth death metal chris barnes
Rating: 2.42/5

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Alec - March 7, 2009, 8:24 pm
i spotted a albino baby LOL


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME -




Bacon Flavored -


TAGS: men pregnant birth control gumball
Rating: 3.67/5

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OSA - July 1, 2014, 4:56 am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_condom
Zeitguy - July 1, 2014, 1:26 am
I would like it as an extra topping on a Papa Johns stuffed crust pizza.
MissPriss - July 1, 2014, 1:14 am
OMG! Not sure what's more 5L scarier...bacon flavoured bubblegum or the thought of me trying to use a condom!


21ST BIRTHDAY - awesome for you, mathematically improbable for dogs.




GEEK BIRTHDAYS -


TAGS: geek birthday
Rating: 3.26/5

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spacedog - January 6, 2010, 11:20 pm
I wonder if it runs windoughs.
spacedog - January 6, 2010, 11:16 pm
That cake is amsome.


AGING -


TAGS: happy birthday rerun tribute don t it make your brown eye blue
Rating: 4.14/5

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forseti - September 7, 2010, 2:56 pm
ROFL rerun!!
rerun - September 7, 2010, 11:23 am

ah, the ever popular times when you can tel your wife she was right, it does hurt
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 11:05 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ReRun!!
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:18 pm

I seem to remember this poster, damn you GS.
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:17 pm
yoo-hoo Rerun...:)
rerun - January 31, 2010, 12:08 pm

hey, I am 100. Gotta keep pace, I never know when it will be my last time.
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 12:05 pm
There's only one of you here? Damn, I'm having a hard time keeping up. :S
rerun - January 31, 2010, 12:03 pm

guests? I thought I was special....
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 12:00 pm
No problem... Only trying to entertain my guests properly.
rerun - January 31, 2010, 11:57 am

Oh, I remember a lot. Like when you and I posed for that pic in your avitar. Thanks for loosing up the handcuffs.
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 11:55 am
You forgot it's your hundredth birthday? Senile, too... What a shame!
rerun - January 31, 2010, 11:48 am

I was wondering what all the fuss was about....then I looked at my profile settings. Guess I need to actually change that, time travel really screws up my head....this was my original b-day until liked September better.
GreyScorpion - January 31, 2010, 9:51 am
its from that good clean life style, and living at the foot of the cross. Well, maybe not that last part. ;)
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 9:47 am
Ya know, rerun looks damn good for a centenarian.


AN UDDER BIRTHDAY? - HOPE IT'S A GOOD ONE. MILK IT FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH




THE TRASH HEAP'S BIRTHDAY -


TAGS: happy birthday heap only four and a half in dog years
Rating: 4.25/5

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spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:57 pm
Have a good one Trash.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 9:32 pm
And in a dark brown voice, I say H-a-p-p-y Birthday.
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 3:25 pm
Have a good one Trash
TheTrashHeap - May 29, 2010, 2:08 pm
Thanks ICE!


BIRTHDAY WISHES -


TAGS: happy birthday fool reagan
Rating: 4.17/5

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champ99 - May 22, 2011, 12:44 am
Groan.....5 bad puns for you...


AIRMAN -


TAGS: happy belated birthday buddy
Rating: 5/5

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SteveFurlong - March 30, 2012, 12:38 am
Not nice to say "as young as they come". When you're that old, you can't.
M0rd3kaI - March 21, 2012, 12:13 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Excellent Cranky XD 5L
Airman - March 21, 2012, 11:13 am
LOL... bastard


VASECTOMY -




HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Please accept this coupon for a complimentary car wash ...


TAGS: happy birthday comlimentary car wash
Rating: 4.5/5

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robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:10 am
very clean headlights


STRATEGY -


TAGS: rpg nerds the most dangerous game female interaction wow warcraft ultimate birth control
Rating: 4.3/5

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Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 6:24 am
Don't be ashamed. lol You, my friend, are part of the topic demographic; count yourself among the nerdy...but not quite THAT nerdy. It's not bad to understand these things. Just don't fear women, or hide from the sunlight.
Hasbunmb - April 8, 2010, 10:01 am
LOL, I hate that I understood that....


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - I wrapped up a special package for you ...


TAGS: happy birthday wraped special package
Rating: 3.63/5

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Budog - June 8, 2012, 2:17 am
Wets her desire, it doesn't matter where she gets her apatite as long as she comes home to eat...
mariand - June 5, 2012, 9:11 am
Happy Bday to your wife!... dude, you made this gift, so as to put asleep her alertness?...lol
Budog - June 5, 2012, 7:09 am
Made this one for my wife, it's her birthday today and she loves Jon Bon Jovi...


THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD HOPED FOR !!! - You know when your life starts off like this, it will probably be short lived and most likely totally suck...




A SPECIAL TREAT -


TAGS: faceplant birthday cake
Rating: 4.76/5

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TwistedNinjaPirate - February 20, 2011, 8:31 pm
For the love of God, and all that is Holy, my ANUS is BLEEDING!!! Yay!


LIFE -


TAGS: philosophy life birth baby
Rating: 4.73/5

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robbidos - September 25, 2012, 2:13 pm
I thought that was just Sunday mornings?
forseti - May 5, 2011, 11:25 am
very nice


BIRTH CONTROL - If this woman had used it, she'd have a smile on her face and a man in this picture.


TAGS: birth control use it please
Rating: 4.59/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 14, 2011, 5:24 pm
Or in this case...WHAT they're sleeping with...LOL
MindLessIdiot - April 14, 2011, 5:23 pm
People should be careful who there sleeping with.
KaBoom - April 13, 2011, 7:40 pm
rotflmao. hilarious!
Arvantillian - April 11, 2011, 8:28 am
looks like an 80's pic..notice the death-grip the mom has on anti-social girl? good caption, 4L


HAPPY BIRTHDAY! -


TAGS: happy birthday dy2012
Rating: 4.17/5

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mariand - August 25, 2012, 4:53 pm
...or that it should be.


SURPRISE -


TAGS: life time day woman birthday gift joke present comic cake
Rating: 3.6/5

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regc7 - September 25, 2010, 9:36 am
I call BS. The court cost alone for that thing are in the billions.
Chateaux - September 25, 2009, 9:39 am
:-D Funny!


BIRTHDAY CANDLE - Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday dear Achmed, Happy Birthday to you!


TAGS: iraq mortar birthday
Rating: 3/5

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bppb - October 11, 2009, 3:24 pm
Whats confusing me is the laser in the bg


FACEBOOK NOTIFICATIONS - They come in fast and furious on your birthday.




LEMMY KILMISTER -




RABBIT STEW COMIN UP - It says here, he's eighteen. Let's send him in to get the bunny.


TAGS: happy birthday arrogant knight
Rating: 3.26/5

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agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 8:40 pm
Oh, yeah.... happy birthday AK!!!
BoneCD - September 12, 2009, 8:37 pm
Happy BDay AK! SpaceDog this is great!
Arrogant Knight - September 12, 2009, 10:02 am
Hilarious. Thanks man. One, two, FIVE lions.


SURPRISE - Epic


TAGS: fail female betrayal birthday life born baby black white
Rating: 2.87/5

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Ag218 - December 22, 2008, 3:46 pm
"Cubby Jr.? What an odd name..."


HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDMA - Here's Your Cake !!




THERE IS NO PAIN LIKE IT -


TAGS: childbirth pain
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 2, 2012, 9:50 pm
THIS…..I must remember


HAPPY 61ST BIRTHDAY DOUGLAS ADAMS -




HAPPY BIRTHDAY -




STATUE OF LIBERTY 1886 - 2011 -


TAGS: lady liberty birthday
Rating: 4.94/5

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maoworks2 - October 31, 2011, 9:37 am
I'll drink too that


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - I would much rather be doing my physical training on top of you ...


TAGS: happy birthday physical training you
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2012, 3:28 am
Better than any load of [email protected] Hallmark writes. 5L dude!
lgvernon - June 5, 2012, 4:54 pm

GMTA, I say! GMTA! 5LLLLL for making my little heart go pitterpat.


RERUN -


TAGS: happy birthday rerun superhero pzy
Rating: 4.69/5

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forseti - September 8, 2010, 8:02 am
Perhaps we all suffer from Gnosiophobia - fear of knowledge ;)
rerun - September 8, 2010, 6:46 am

The Germans are always the last to know (insert diabolical laugh here)
forseti - September 8, 2010, 5:35 am
Rerun is Jewerine?!?


HAPPY BIRTHDAY U.S. ARMY... -


TAGS: army military birthday
Rating: 3.93/5

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Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 10:54 pm
Don't do it! It's a trap! The cake is a lie. x


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Congratulations! You're now 1 year closer to death! (give or take a couple seconds)




BIRTH CERTIFICATE - Oh, there it is! Terribly sorry to question your "transparent credibility" Mr. President.


TAGS: obama birth certificate liberals
Rating: 2.14/5

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WTFO - September 9, 2009, 12:31 am
Another statement that shows your blind partisanship to the point of ignorance. All Pres Bush's military records were released. BTW, since Obama's mother was American, then he is American regardless of where he was born. It's a moot argument.
ILB - September 8, 2009, 11:15 pm
He did, several times, authenticated, investigated, and proven true. Its even on the Internet for your viewing pleasure. Why didnt anyone want REAL proof that Bush was actually in the military? There was no proof of that at all.
Sean - July 16, 2009, 11:44 am
Tears to fill their teensy little pink and green plastic water pistols is hardly worth calling ammunition.
NEOCONH8TR - July 16, 2009, 12:25 am
Not that it matters now because he is already in office but bho should produce the document just to shut everyone up. Not doing so is only giving his critics more ammunition.
Sean - July 14, 2009, 11:28 pm
As topical as it is trenchant. Ooohh, now do one on Amelia Earhart.


The 2nd Time Around -


TAGS: life death birth reincarnation heaven
Rating: 4.92/5

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Greybeard - August 6, 2014, 8:37 am
It kept me up all night after I made the poster. LoL
Oldsod - August 6, 2014, 7:08 am
Nothing creepy at all about that idea. Thank5 for giving me something to keep me up tonight.


LUCKY DOG -


TAGS: tribute happy birthday spacedog
Rating: 4.63/5

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culos - December 12, 2010, 5:53 pm
Yeah but the dog is hotter than yours!
Brady Raphael - December 12, 2010, 5:07 pm
LOL fat girl.
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 12:19 pm

coffee...sprayed out my nose....5L


EYE PAD - Happy birthday, grandson! I know how much you wanted one.




HER BIRTHDAY - Going that extra mile and getting her gold will help ensure you get that little present you like waking up to on your birthday




MR M -


TAGS: happy birthday to yoooouuuuuu
Rating: 3.7/5

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spacedog - December 31, 2009, 1:18 am
I can fly higher than an eag... look out someone left a rake in the grass. Happy Birthday Mr.M


BIRTHDAYS - Beat the alternative. Sight starts to go, though. Still, I guess I'm grateful she thinks I'm gold and have a swell penis.




BEYOND BIRTHDAY -




PREGNACY -


TAGS: birth change woman mariand
Rating: 4.68/5

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mariand - March 10, 2012, 3:11 pm
Thank you... regarding spell check, for a guy who never took english lessons and isn't native english speaker, I think I'm OK... BTW, this is a part of learning for me and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
carebear - March 9, 2012, 10:48 am
(carebear BANNED)


FEELING LONELY AND DEPRESSED - Try changing your birthday on facebook tonight.




BIRTH CONTROL - When all else fails, Try the .50 caliber option.




FATT MATT - I got you a bucket of KFC for your B-Day. I've insured your life for 10 Million. Regular or extra crispy?


TAGS: happy birthday myocardial infarction anyone
Rating: 3.64/5

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SteveOh - March 6, 2011, 8:38 am
thats a lot of bacon
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 5:06 pm
Ah 30, to be young and free again....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 12, 2010, 5:03 pm
Did you have a good b-day?....next year is the big 30 eh? On my 30th we had a poker game, there were 20 people in my 1 bedroom apt....I don't remember any of it.
Fatt Matt - April 12, 2010, 4:58 pm
Extra crispy. Did you pick up any deep fried Twinkies with that?? And I also require a bucket of lard to dip the KFC in. thx +5 :)
General1710 - April 11, 2010, 4:50 pm
Dear kird is that his right nut?
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:59 am
My God! He's proportioned like a turkey!


COME ON MO -


TAGS: happy birthday nik
Rating: 3.17/5

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agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 1:36 am
Oh, and cut your fingernails. Yeah...
MO - July 26, 2009, 1:35 am
Lemme see if I can answer your complicated question with one word Sean...... 'taint!!!!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:33 am
*your
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:32 am
Uhm, further to what our esteemed coleague aggy had opined ... uhm, mine's a two parter: 1 do wimen have taint? And if so, is it actually bigger? You pic does indeed suggest that might be so ....
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 1:28 am
See what happens when Bone suggests that MO applies the "jr. shocker" birthday present? Always go with the original, MO.... especially on her birthday.
MO - July 25, 2009, 11:46 pm
We were in rare form tonight!!! And that's no bull....just wanted a normal one.....fuck me if not one single thing fell into place....traffic, shitty service, dresses, lack of nic (not NIK) and for some reason....holy shit...yep, I'm an asshole...
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 7:17 pm
MO uses that "set-up" pictured, he may just end up with black eyes!


LUNG CANCER - "Ah, hell! Ya'll a bunch of pussies! Now, hand me my fifth of vodka!"




CONTRACEPTION - They Do It With The Face


TAGS: birth control motifake calender 6 april 2010
Rating: 2.9/5

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rerun - April 5, 2010, 9:35 pm

the one in the middle looks like she just got corn-holed, hard.


CHUCK NORRIS - is infinite ∞




CAT'S IN THE CRADLE -




CATS IN THE CRADLE -


TAGS: aging retirement lonliness birthday sadness
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - January 5, 2013, 8:55 pm
I'm in the same boat... :(
maoworks2 - January 5, 2013, 4:26 pm
That's What I Get Now Very Good 5 Forgotten L mao.


HAPPY SAILING -


TAGS: m0rd birthday love cruise titanic
Rating: 5/5

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M0rd3kaI - November 28, 2012, 7:22 am
Friggen LOL! 5L Lovin' this!
MissPriss - November 25, 2012, 11:58 am
Mr. Greeny once again pulls a 5L. Did Mary help? teehee


A HAZY SHADE OF WINTER -




how legends are born -


TAGS: rock stars birth legend rock and roll
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 7:22 pm
Always thought it was an art that you worked hard at, not something you're born with...who knew? I know it is a 5L in my books though. Woot!


It Is Inevitable -


TAGS: day of the birth givers calendar
Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - May 14, 2013, 6:02 pm
But it doesn't last forever...bahaha. 5L handfuls for ya Greeny.


TRUE FRIEND - Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's much too dark to read


TAGS: groucho marx quote happy birthday
Rating: 4.58/5

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MilDoc - March 17, 2011, 4:12 pm
I stand corrected. Thx IP!
IllicoPresto - March 11, 2011, 11:38 pm
Actually, Grouch Marx said it.
MilDoc - March 11, 2011, 12:55 pm
Nice Mark Twain quote.


CATCH 22 -


TAGS: birth control little devils no regrets no rest
Rating: 4.52/5

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Faceplant31 - April 6, 2010, 10:32 pm
5L space. Words of experience right there
rerun - April 6, 2010, 9:04 pm

110% true.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Mr. Moderator Happy Birthday to you


TAGS: a pre emptive happy birthday wish
Rating: 4.4/5

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agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:55 am
This is, and would always be.... heaven.
GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:24 am
was it Aggy's birthday yesterday? crap, and I would have baked him a cake ;(


JUST GREAT - Crappy gifts, annoying family and now Christ is coming! My birthday is gonna blow this year.


TAGS: birthday end of the world
Rating: 4.07/5

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boxy - March 14, 2011, 5:37 am
5 lions, all going "meh, not this again?"
voodoo3535 - March 12, 2011, 3:51 pm
Right on. I dont know if I should be excited or worried.
Freeway911 - March 12, 2011, 2:26 pm
Funny mine is the 23rd and I said the same thing.


GRAMPS - He Has An Idea For Your 18th Birthday.




HAPPY BIRTHDAY WAVY GRAVY - Wavy Gravy, the friend to every hippy the world over. Happy 75th Birthday !!!




BIRTHDAY GIFTS -




FAT BITCH - She's Giving Birth To A Turquoise Stone!




FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY - I was able to arrange a BMW.


TAGS: birthday bm turd double entendre
Rating: 2.79/5

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Derek - March 20, 2010, 3:09 am
Very clever


HAPPY BIRHTDAY - Grandpa




TAUNTING -


TAGS: happy birthday aggy
Rating: 4.84/5

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rerun - August 14, 2010, 5:51 pm

greatness, and I ain't Jimmy
agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 5:14 pm
LMAO!!!!
GreyScorpion - August 14, 2010, 12:16 pm
HaHaHa, I will call back, and taunt you for a second time...5L


FOLLIES - Imagine the stories we could tell if we could remember being born


TAGS: follies birthday
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - August 23, 2010, 12:58 am
Aggy would remember oranges too, but would have been on the highway or in the trees.
Reality Lord - August 23, 2010, 12:50 am

great one feas....total gold
Feasibly - August 23, 2010, 12:39 am
Hey!!...I made a funny! Thanks guys!
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 12:39 am
LOL! 5L
Cubbybear - August 23, 2010, 12:37 am
You did it! 5Poodles The oranges make me laugh
pzykosiz - August 23, 2010, 12:33 am
nice. 5l's
agdaniele - August 23, 2010, 12:25 am
Well played.


STATISTICS -


TAGS: statistics birth funny neener
Rating: 4.61/5

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curzondax12 - October 17, 2010, 11:53 pm
I aint laughed like that in a while, loved it. 5
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 6:48 pm
I JUst Got It... Epic 5ls
Reality Lord - October 17, 2010, 6:14 pm

cute...5L !!


ANOTHER BIRTHDAY -


TAGS: america birthday july 4th
Rating: 3.45/5

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agdaniele - July 2, 2009, 9:35 pm
Perfect motifake! 5 Liberties!


BIRTHDAY PARTY...... - sucks when you have to clean up after it


TAGS: birthday
Rating: 3/5

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calvin5040 - December 8, 2011, 3:23 pm
lmao
Verdeckt - June 15, 2011, 5:50 pm
Surprise party... Surprise, you're fired.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Sorry 'bout the 5 candles but Death killed off like 16 of them before he got Jesus to do the rest


TAGS: birthday death grim reaper random in actuality jesus got you 5 more years added on to your life make him proud
Rating: 2.87/5

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wampyre - March 11, 2010, 8:38 am
21st birthday where Death & Jesus just happen to be there
gunpowdersaint - March 9, 2010, 8:48 am
...so... yeah I'm confused...


HAWAIIAN BY BIRTH - Get over it.


TAGS: obama birther hawaiian president trump
Rating: 2.31/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 28, 2011, 3:56 am
Don't apologize; take a look at some of the bombs I've tossed out there...I have a couple good ones too. Political stuff will work better for you on Politifake though. Keep posting man. (and by the way, I'm NOT an Obama fan, just for perspective)
IMfake - April 27, 2011, 5:45 pm
To the moderator (or anyone else), sorry. I'm a total newb here. Is there a way for me to remove it?
rerun - April 27, 2011, 4:55 pm

should have gonr to politifake
Master - April 27, 2011, 4:28 pm
American, yes. Hawai'ian, no. Too haole [epithet, not reality] for that!


ONE GOING ON NINETY -




PROCRASTINATION -




OLD AGE - Last night Frank cut his 70th birthday short, Because finishing prematurely is what old age is all about




STILL WELCOME TO DIE -




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