Birth Demotivational Poster
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - from Godzilla
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - You Deserve It
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - The mission is almost accomplished!
WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? -
The cure -
CAKE - The awesomest cake ever.
HOW BABIES ARE MADE -
AGEING - You know you're getting too old, when the candles cost more than the cake.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Quit acting like that, you are just older not dead ...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Screw Chuck E. Cheese, that Elder God Douchebag guy? HE knows how to have a birthday party!
LONGEVITY - Like grandma always said, he who has the most birthdays lives the longest.
HOORAY!! - I'm another year closer to being as dead as my dreams. Want some cake?
FACEBOOK FRINEDS -
FOR HER BIRTHDAY - My wife wanted something that would go from 0-260 in less than 10 seconds.
KOBOLDS - Has birthdays too you know...
BIRTHDAY PRESENT - "If you're still shopping for one for me, I'd like one of these please..."
IDENTICAL TWINS - You've always wanted some. I got them just for you. Happy Birthday!
LISTEN CLOSELY - No more of that Jingle Bells! Y'all better sing Happy Birthday to me, now!
BRAIN ANEURYSM -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS - Party on Matthew, Party on Luke ...
THE TRUTH - Some people, just can't accept it....
BIRTHDAY TTHHBBBTT -
MUSIC - A beautiful representation of human life.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME -
Bacon Flavored -
21ST BIRTHDAY - awesome for you, mathematically improbable for dogs.
GEEK BIRTHDAYS -
AN UDDER BIRTHDAY? - HOPE IT'S A GOOD ONE. MILK IT FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH
THE TRASH HEAP'S BIRTHDAY -
BIRTHDAY WISHES -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Please accept this coupon for a complimentary car wash ...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - I wrapped up a special package for you ...
THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD HOPED FOR !!! - You know when your life starts off like this, it will probably be short lived and most likely totally suck...
A SPECIAL TREAT -
BIRTH CONTROL - If this woman had used it, she'd have a smile on her face and a man in this picture.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! -
BIRTHDAY CANDLE - Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday dear Achmed, Happy Birthday to you!
FACEBOOK NOTIFICATIONS - They come in fast and furious on your birthday.
LEMMY KILMISTER -
RABBIT STEW COMIN UP - It says here, he's eighteen. Let's send him in to get the bunny.
SURPRISE - Epic
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDMA - Here's Your Cake !!
THERE IS NO PAIN LIKE IT -
HAPPY 61ST BIRTHDAY DOUGLAS ADAMS -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY -
STATUE OF LIBERTY 1886 - 2011 -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - I would much rather be doing my physical training on top of you ...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY U.S. ARMY... -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Congratulations! You're now 1 year closer to death! (give or take a couple seconds)
BIRTH CERTIFICATE - Oh, there it is! Terribly sorry to question your "transparent credibility" Mr. President.
The 2nd Time Around -
LUCKY DOG -
EYE PAD - Happy birthday, grandson! I know how much you wanted one.
HER BIRTHDAY - Going that extra mile and getting her gold will help ensure you get that little present you like waking up to on your birthday
MR M -
BIRTHDAYS - Beat the alternative. Sight starts to go, though. Still, I guess I'm grateful she thinks I'm gold and have a swell penis.
BEYOND BIRTHDAY -
FEELING LONELY AND DEPRESSED - Try changing your birthday on facebook tonight.
BIRTH CONTROL - When all else fails, Try the .50 caliber option.
FATT MATT - I got you a bucket of KFC for your B-Day. I've insured your life for 10 Million. Regular or extra crispy?
COME ON MO -
LUNG CANCER - "Ah, hell! Ya'll a bunch of pussies! Now, hand me my fifth of vodka!"
CONTRACEPTION - They Do It With The Face
CHUCK NORRIS - is infinite ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€ Ã…Â¾
CAT'S IN THE CRADLE -
CATS IN THE CRADLE -
HAPPY SAILING -
A HAZY SHADE OF WINTER -
how legends are born -
It Is Inevitable -
TRUE FRIEND - Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's much too dark to read
CATCH 22 -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Mr. Moderator Happy Birthday to you
JUST GREAT - Crappy gifts, annoying family and now Christ is coming! My birthday is gonna blow this year.
GRAMPS - He Has An Idea For Your 18th Birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WAVY GRAVY - Wavy Gravy, the friend to every hippy the world over. Happy 75th Birthday !!!
BIRTHDAY GIFTS -
FAT BITCH - She's Giving Birth To A Turquoise Stone!
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY - I was able to arrange a BMW.
HAPPY BIRHTDAY - Grandpa
FOLLIES - Imagine the stories we could tell if we could remember being born
ANOTHER BIRTHDAY -
BIRTHDAY PARTY...... - sucks when you have to clean up after it
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Sorry 'bout the 5 candles but Death killed off like 16 of them before he got Jesus to do the rest
HAWAIIAN BY BIRTH - Get over it.
ONE GOING ON NINETY -
OLD AGE - Last night Frank cut his 70th birthday short, Because finishing prematurely is what old age is all about
STILL WELCOME TO DIE -
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